Cousins

Today I opened my computer to look for a document. I saw one I didn't recognize the title of and opened this lovely little surprise:

10 WAYS WHY I LOVE MY COUSIN DEEDI

1. COUSIN DEEDI IS REALLY REALLY CURIOUS
2. SHE HAS ALWAYS GOT MY BACK
3. SHE IS REALLY FUNNY
4. P.S I LIKE TURTLES
5. SHE IS ESPECIALLY REALLY COOL AND AWESOME AND MODERN
6. GREAT STYLE
7. ADVENTURES THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN ARE REALLY AWESOME
8. CARES ABOUT EVERYTHING ESPECIALLY THE EARTH
9. UNDERSTANDS THAT THERE IS ONLY FUN IN FAMILY REUNIONS
10. FINALLY BUT NOT LEAST VERRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY HELPFUL 

SINCERELY:YOUR COUSIN... LOVE YOU TONS